NZ Public Party leader Billy Te Kahika. Photo: Lynn Grieveson

Connecting the dots

Good evening all! I hope you don’t easily scare.

For what I will tell you will pin back your ears.

I’m Billy T K (Junior), servant of truth.

I’m all about research, 99% proof.

I’m on tour, in town for just one night,

by the end of my show you’ll have seen the light.

Follow the breadcrumbs. Connect the dots.

Compulsory vaccines inject nanobots.

Activated by 5G microwave frequencies,

I hear they broadcast code in Red Chinese.

Bill Gates is behind it, this Agenda 21

and PM Cindy (she reads Lenin for fun.)

Only just last week I was contacted by Q Anon

and their secret leader, a fellow called Ron.

He said it goes way way back to the Illuminati,

the Rosicrucians, and the Social Credit Party.

There’s lizard people there in the back,

with Elvis and John Lennon, eating Big Macs.

I’m just trying to alert you to alternative facts.

Did you know for example the earth is flat?

But finally now I’ve enlightened you all,

I have a humble request, ever so small,

the tiny last piece of all this information –

there’s a hat going round for your donation.

Victor Billot has previously been moved to write odes for such New Zealand luminaries as Garrick Tremain, Todd Muller, David Clark, James Shaw and Gerry Brownlee.

* Made with the support of Creative New Zealand *

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Victor Billot is a Dunedin writer. He is the author of the poetry collection The Sets (Otago University Press, 2020), and writes a weekly satirical Ode each Sunday for Newsroom.

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